All the world's a stage!

This is interesting~! Some people have switched bodies, huh? It must have been that horrible soup! It tasted a bit like cyanide mixed with amoxicillin and a hearty helping of salt~! Those poor House Elves will be banging their heads in the doors for days, it's a good thing they're so resilient.

Hmm~ I appear to have switched with Colette. I've always wondered what it would be like to have straight hair~

Speaking of: Colette? Are you there? How are you faring~?

Awww~ poor Myrtle is upset and taking it out on physical surroundings again. What was it she was crying about? Some other ghost and how dreary she is? Well! If only she realized that it doesn't help that she's always SAYING that she's dreary. That poor thing, it must be awful to be trapped in the afterlife in a perpetual state of sadness~

Anyhoo~ it looks like everyone has to share the loos now. Fun~! Hopefully you won't all run into each other at inopportune times. Or maybe you will, people become so careless when they're rushing around like they do.

In other news, I decided to join the Quidditch team again, I just missed it too much! Actually being involved is much, much more fun than announcing the games. Especially if you're stuck in a box with that weirdo.

Why...why is everybody yelling so much? You're all being scary. Really, really scary... You should all umm... calm down. Please? You all might get hurt and it would be r-really bad if any of you got hurt.

...Something scary has already happened out in the common room, hasn't it? I should just stay here and not come out ever again.


((ooc: Not off hiatus yet since school still exists. But maybe an event will help get her going to where she's on semi like the rest? :D;))

Mother, Father, you're late. That's not very usual of you.

Ahh, that's life on the world's stage, Lilie, you know what they say.

Don't be silly, they don't say that at all, you made it up~

...So I did! In any case, will we actually get to meet some of your friends this time at all?

You met Rukia last time.

Right, right, but this Dummchen fellow and the duck girl you keep talking about, what about them?

Duck girl? Oh, how horrible, did she get into a Polyjuice accident?

Though that would be very adorable and typical of Ahiru, no, that's just her name.

Ohh, I see. How disappointing.

And how have you been doing in your classes? Awful? Terrible? Abysmal?

I got an O on an essay I did.

Was it a horrible essay?

It was on a curse.

Oooooh, you wizards have those?


((ooc: Yup. Here's the parents of the year again. Mom is in pink and dad's in orange.))

...Hee-hee~

You're all so fucking silly. Why don't you just shut the goddamn hell up if you don't like swearing? Why are you even bitching about swearing in the first place, are you all a bunch of fucking nuns?

I wonder how the fuck that shit-eating son of a bitch Fakir is handling this? I'll bet he's crying like a bitch that he can't fucking swear anymore. Poor little fucker~